Funny Bridge Card Game Quotes
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Bridge is a game of skill but also a game of psychology. I never met a man i didnt like cept the bastard who doubled my slam. If you dont have a good partner youd better have a good hand. I have an arrangement with the hotel that no one may go in my room.
Unfortunately some players will try to get under your skin especially in long tournament matches. Discover and share bridge card game funny quotes. Peter leventritt a famous bridge player is teaching a beginning class at the card school in new york. I wouldve led my singleton partner but i couldnt find it it was so small.
It is now the fifth lesson and one of the regulars is sick.